Lon Chaney was the man of 1,000 faces. Dean Malenko was the man of 1,000 holds. I hate to pencil myself in among such elite company, but I also don't plan on stopping at 1,000. There's nothing 'figurative' about the man of 1,000 chocolate milks.

So finally...we've reached 4 digits! It's easy to replicate, really-- all you need to do is gather, sample, and review 1.54 chocolate milks daily for 651 days, et voilà-- one thousand.

In the last 100 chocolate milks reviewed (since 10-Jan-2018), I would award the following superlatives:

• Best Chocolate Milk: Straus Family Creamery Organic Chocolate Milk (Marshall, CA, USA)

• Worst Chocolate Milk: MET-Rx High Protein Chocolate Milk Shake (Columbia, TN, USA)

• Most Average Chocolate Milk: Country Delite Lowfat Chocolate Milk (Nashville, TN, USA)

See you at the next milestone