Let’s face it— ‘eleven hundred’ is not nearly as sexy sounding as an even 1,000, despite being 10% larger, and theoretically more impressive from a counting-stats perspective. Once you cross the 4-figure threshold though, the next legitimate ‘milestone’ seems to be 1,500— it just works that way. I can assure you that 1,500 will be achieved but not without significant amounts of time, effort, and gluttony.

It took but a mere 42 days to pick up chocolate milks 1,001 to 1,100. There’s a binary joke in there somewhere.. Overall, I’ve averaged 1.59 new chocolate milks per day for the last 693 days— perhaps bad for the health but damn good for the soul.

In the last 100 chocolate milks reviewed (since 07-Apr-2018), I would award the following superlatives:

• Best Chocolate Milk: Nutcher Milk Company Chocolate Milk (Modesto, CA)

• Worst Chocolate Milk: Nestle Milo Activ Go (Philippines)

• Most Average Chocolate Milk: Producers Dairy Low Fat Chocolate Milk (Fresno, CA)

See you at the next milestone