Just a mere 500 chocolate milks ago, I was wandering about a cold, misty Tallinn, Estonia in desperate search of anything remotely resembling the sweet brown elixir that has come to occupy my thoughts, fuel my dreams, and assuage my deepest fears. The cliché is true: It feels like yesterday, though so much has happened since.

Seventy-six days after cresting the post-climactic 1,100 mark, we’ve reached 1,200 chocolate milk reviews. That works out to a comparatively pedestrian average of 1.32 new chocolate milks per day since the previous milestone, and 1.56 per day since the project’s gluttonous inception in June 2016.

In the last 100 chocolate milks reviewed (since 20-May-2018), I would award the following superlatives:

• Best Chocolate Milk: Green Field Farms Organic Chocolate Milk (Wooster, OH)

• Worst Chocolate Milk: Oberweis No Sugar Added Low Fat Chocolate Milk (North Aurora, IL)

• Most Average Chocolate Milk: Babcock Hall Dairy Chocolate Milk (Madison, WI)

See you at the next milestone