Thirteen hundred different chocolate milks over the course of 882 days works out to be about 1.47 per day— just shy of the doctor-recommended rate of 1.50 (Kevorkian et al., 1991). Half of the last 100 chocolate milks reviewed were courtesy of the great state of Pennsylvania, which has been officially crowned as the World Capital of Chocolate Milk. The next hundred won’t come easily: a reassuring sign that it’s all worthwhile.

In the last 100 chocolate milks reviewed (between 04-Aug-2018 and 24-Nov-2018), I would award the following superlatives:

• Best Chocolate Milk: Whoa Nellie Dairy Chocolate Milk (Acme, PA)

• Worst Chocolate Milk: Milk 2 Go Sport Pro Chocolate (Montreal, QC, Canada)

• Most Average Chocolate Milk: Kemps Swiss Style Lowfat Chocolate Milk (St. Paul, MN)

See you at the next milestone