Milestone: 1,800 Chocolate Milks Reviewed!!
Damn.. So it took just over 2 years to review the last 100 chocolate milks— maybe I’m slowing down in my old age. There was a time when I wasn’t sure there was even this many chocolate milks in the entire world— now I’m not even sure I’m halfway there. It’s a moving target, anyway. And to quote Hemingway’s A Moveable Feast, “Drinking [chocolate milk] was not a snobbism nor a sign of sophistication nor a cult; it was as natural as eating and to me as necessary…”.
Huge shoutout to all those who helped along the way, and a special thanks to all the dairy farmers out there doing their thing, making something from nothing— doing something truly worthwhile.
In the last 100 chocolate milks reviewed (between 29-Aug-2022 and 07-Sep-2024), I would award the following superlatives:
Best Chocolate Milk: On Tapp Dairy Chocolate Milk (Springfield, KY)
Worst Chocolate Milk: Bored Cow Chocolate Milk (New York, NY / nationwide: tryboredcow.com)
Most Average Chocolate Milk: Land O Lakes Lowfat Chocolate Milk (Dist by Prairie Farms, Edwardsville, IL)
See you at the next milestone
