Lancaster County is home to a seemingly unending supply of chocolate milk-- even the hardware stores carry it! Join me as we go store hopping in Bird-in-Hand, and then down to local favorite Pine View Dairy (my first visit, but definitely not my last) for what else-- chocolate milk, ice cream, and beautiful baby cows.

A third trip through Pennsylvania should be adequate to capture all of its delicious chocolate milk, right? Eh... Things don't always go according to plan, but, as any MLB relief pitcher would tell you, perseverance and a short memory are the keys to resiliency-- and that applies to the chocolate milk hustle as well.

A highly underrated dairy state, Massachusetts is home to some incredibly delicious local chocolate milk-- and I do my best here to find and review them all. So which chocolate milk is the Bay State's best? Your answer may differ, but I highly recommend seeking all of these out and giving each one a fair shake!

Battling rain, rurality, and roaming charges, the Green Mountain State would have to deliver some seriously delicious chocolate milk to make it a successful trip— and in that regard, it went above and beyond! So, what is the best chocolate milk in Vermont? Funny you’d ask…

Cornell University is the only Ivy League school that produces its own chocolate milk-- but will it make the grade?....Wah wah waaaahh.. Jokes aside, we visit the Cornell Dairy bar in Stocking Hall to pick some up, and also review fellow NY dairy Side Hill Acres chocolate goat milk for good measure. Finally, quite possibly the worst NY-based chocolate milk gets unceremoniously flushed down a motel toilet.

From a chocolate milk standpoint (and what other standpoints are there?), New York State is undeniably elite. Join me on a delicious statewide escapade to find the best chocolate milk in New York!

Stormy conditions serve as the backdrop for our quick visit to Shatto Milk Company (Osborn, MO)-- but rest assured, the only flooding we experienced was the self-induced, bottle-to-gullet variety, due to Shatto's deliciously innovative portfolio of flavored milks, including- but not limited to- their world-class whole chocolate milk!

An aggressive, mountainous, 528-mile day trip from Salt Lake City to Afton (WY), Idaho Falls, Pocatello, and back to SLC yields 3 local, novel chocolate milks-- one of which contains potato flakes (guess where?) and another that would be the first RAW chocolate milk I ever try!

From Winder Farms to Rosehill Dairy to the illustrious BYU Creamery, we sweep through the Beehive State in search of its finest chocolate milk! So what's the best chocolate milk from Utah? While that may depend on your personal taste, be sure to try these 5 before crowning a champion.