Powerful Chocolate Protein Shake
Notes:
| Mystifying combination of thin/smooth viscosity with a chalky, astringent epilogue-- giving it a medicinal bent (think Pepto Bismol without the tasty mint flavor). The weird foamy head that manifests a few minutes after pouring it into a cup is an ample harbinger of the non-milky experience upon which you'll soon embark. The cocoa flavor has an unflattering aerosol essence to it and despite the label touting "made with a Greek Yogurt base" there is no fermented, yogurty, microbial presence-- which is the best thing I can say about it. |
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Taste Ratings:
| Color | Hue | Viscosity | Texture | Chalk | Cocoa | Cream | Sweet | Salt | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| light..dark | gray..brown | thin..thick | smooth..grain | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | poor..great |
| 6.0 | 5.5 | 2.5 | 2.5 | 7.0 | 3.0 | 2.0 | 3.5 | 3.0 | 1.5 |
Purchase Info:
| Location | Store | Unit(s) | Price |
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| St. Charles, IL USA | Jewel | 354mL aluminum | USD 5.99 |
Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):
| Calories (kcal) |
Fat (g) |
Sat. Fat (g) |
Carbs (g) |
Sugar (g) |
Fiber (g) |
Protein (g) |
Salt (g) |
Calcium (mg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 45 | 1.1 | 0.7 | 3.1 | 2.5 | 0.6 | 5.6 | 0.02 | 128 |
Ingredients:
| Filtered water, nonfat ultra-filtered milk, milk, Greek yogurt (cultured, pasteurized skim milk), sugar, calcium caseinate, cocoa [processed with alkali], natural flavor, carrageenan, stevia rebaudiana leaf extract, salt, potassium carbonate. |
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Product of USA
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