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Luxuriously smooth and creamy, but severely lacking cocoa flavor. It’s still very pleasant to sip— especially if you fancy vanilla milk— as that’s what it tastes like. The texture is spot-on, and the flavor is muted (even for vanilla milk), but I still find it enjoyable and worthwhile.
A true deluge of flavor from first sip to tummy-rubbing listless coma. Full-bodied, chocolaty, sweet, creamy— basically, it’s liquid love-handles.
Nothing offensive, unless you’re aggrieved by an impossibly boring product that would be upstaged by an unsalted pretzel. Fortunately it’s not over-sweet, which is appreciated, but every other meaningful flavor category is underrepresented here as well.
Deeply chocolaty with excellent backing from the sweetness and cream— a duo that work together very well to make the cocoa flavor pop upfront and sustain well into the pensive afterglow that is sure to follow.
Prominent cocoa flavor that shows up early and stays late— a much more welcome characteristic in chocolate milks than in houseguests.
Has that sweet carton-y flavor that plagues many chocolate milks packaged in such a way. Basically, it’s like licking one of those colored greeting card envelopes that has a modicum of sweetness and otherwise industrial paper-like quality. I think I prefer the envelope.
Bland and unoffensive, very smooth and drinkable for a nonfat chocolate milk. It’s hard to get excited about it, but there are much worse skim options out there that try too hard to be something they are not.
More of a ‘peanutty’ essence than that of chocolate— it’s salty, and very smooth. Not a bad experience, but one that is lacking cocoa flavor.
An under-chocolaty but otherwise fully competent whole chocolate milk. It disperses pleasantly and naturally, has a decent sweet/salty ratio, and has a good creamy taste.
Unique combination of super thick, dense, creamy, and smooth— with a flavor that’s slightly more sweet than chocolaty. It’s best to take this in small, manageable sips— as an attempt to ‘chug’ could have serious repercussions— and also, the flavor is easier to appreciate at a more deliberate rate of consumption.
Unique combination of super thick, dense, creamy, and smooth— with a flavor that’s slightly more sweet than chocolaty. It’s best to take this in small, manageable sips— as an attempt to ‘chug’ could have serious repercussions— and also, the flavor is easier to appreciate at a more deliberate rate of consumption.
Excellent chocolate-malt flavor with a snap of salt that ties it up neatly. The cocoa flavor is true, it’s easy to drink, and even easier to want more.
I appreciate the thinner-than-expected viscosity nestled among its otherwise dead-average characteristics.
Sweet and curiously under-chocolaty— it drinks like a sweetened half & half— not the worst thing under the sun, but an interesting profile choice for chocolate milk.
Slightly wild with an under-sweet, powdery cocoa flavor that pairs quite well with its warmly creamy base. The cream’s presence remains long after each swallow, and it just ‘feels’ right.
Creamy, salty, sweet, mildly chocolaty— in that order, and it’s enjoyable save for a fleeting quality to the flavor that feels a touch unnatural.
Mature arrangement of cream, cocoa, and muted sweetness that flourishes in the latter half of the sip and finishes clean— preparing you for the next draw without forcing you to rush.
Decent texture and cream quotient, but also cloyingly sweet with a ‘fruity’ essence— usurping most of the attention from its cocoa flavor and other positive attributes.
Rather bland with a nearly minty essence to the latter half of the sip. Reminiscent of that emoji that has the flat horizontal lines for its eyes and mouth.
Fairly straight forward chocolate milk experience that leans slightly toward the starchier end of the spectrum. It’s not overpoweringly sweet, which works to its advantage but it remains on the low end of mediocrity.
