Sweet and salty, but not much cream or chocolate flavor. Super smooth and drinkable, especially for fat-free, but it needs to amp up the cocoa to fare better in a taste comparison.
All tagged Fat Free
Meiji Zavas Milk Protein Cocoa
Part fruity, part rummy, part gamey, all nasty.
Lotte Milk & Chocolate Choco Latte
A vile-looking fluid that is unfortunately all too congruent with its flavor. This is the worst thing I have (voluntarily) drunk in a while.
Rheinburg Kakao Milch-Drink
Quite a different experience— it’s salty first, earthy second, chocolaty third. The first sip might shock you, the second will be better— expect it to plateau after the 4th. It dries out your mouth, imploring you to drink more. Your tastebuds may begrudgingly acquiesce, depending on your salt threshold.
Salzburg Milch Premium Austrian Alpine Chocolate Milk
Strong cocoa flavor (with a smoky, almost anise-y bent) helps to cover the lack of cream (it’s fat free) quite well. My low expectations were surpassed and on its own it’s tasty enough to be considered a treat.
Fine Life Chocolate Flavored Milk
Has a sourish cocoa taste (similar to Mullermilch, perhaps) and it's hard to find something to like aside from the smoothness. Despite the smoothness, however, it dries the mouth out a little post-swallow. No salt or cream to be found, this is an unfortunate combination of ingredients.
Kroger CarbMaster Ultra-Filtered Nonfat Chocolate Milk
Everything is a miss here, from the overly emulsified texture to the noticeably unnatural sweetness that makes your mouth water (not in a good way). I’ve had worse, only because I’ve tried about 260 others to this point.
Cub Chocolate Fat Free Milk
Unexciting, typical flavor profile of the big-jug chocolate milks. Nothing offensive, just enough to be ‘ok.’
Market Pantry Chocolate Fat Free Milk
Fruity sweetness, not a ton of chocolate involved. Thicker than you would expect for a fat-free milk.
Cass-Clay Fat Free Chocolate Skim Milk
Lacking in much of what makes chocolate milk taste good, but I've had much worse. A skim option is necessary but not recommended here if you’re looking for flavor.
Sneakz Organic Chocolate Milkshake
Tastes marginally better than you’d expect considering the ingredients (spinach, beets, cauliflower, etc.) but when compared with more traditional chocolate milk, it borders on foul.
Nestle Nesquik Fat Free Chocolate Milk
Unnatural thickness dominates the experience— there’s plenty of sweetness but very little else. Fairly hollow and unsatisfying.
Immergut Kakao
Watery and has a fortified taste to it— sort of ‘tinny’ or mineraly. Feels unnatural when it hits the back of the throat. It’s a less-flavorful YooHoo, and probably belongs in metal and not glass.
Münsterland Classico Kakao-Drink
Watery, sort of malty but too diluted to carry much of any flavor. More preferable to a lot of other ‘diet’ versions, as it’s nicely thin and goes down without a fight.
Drink Fit Choco (500mL)
Smells like hot chocolate, tastes like sweetened tobacco spittle. Strong flavor which will shock and displease you, and only if you’re me would you take a second sip.
Südmilch TrinkMit Schoko
Strange, gamey flavor that fortunately dissipates quickly. Do not drink this if chocolate milk is what you are after.
Drink Fit Choco Drink
Good heavens, it tastes like rotten popcorn butter. Visually, it's just as unnatural-- even the meniscus in the glass looks angry, which should serve to all as a warning.
Landlob Cacao Drink
Despite thinness and smoothness, the texture is artificial feeling and just a bit ‘off.’ The flavor is worse— you have to look very hard to find any inkling of cocoa and the sweetness is dull and flat.
Müllermilch Die Leichte Schoko
Similar egg nog like taste to other Mullermilch products, the taste is just impaired by the ‘light’ qualification. The sweetness tastes sharp and fake, there's no creamy aspect, just overall a poor tasting item.