It's a big state. It's a big job. To scour the Sunshine State for all of its local chocolate milk proved to be a highly rewarding task-- not just in the deliciousness of the dairy, but in the fantastic people I met all throughout the journey. Join me here in my search for the best chocolate milk in Florida, and leave the driving (and the weight gain) to me!

A mid-pandemic summer jaunt from Chicago down to Kentucky for some chocolate milk, and the Bluegrass State delivers. Only 26 miles separates Bowling Green and Russellville, making this area a rich source of delicious local chocolate milk. Just don't forget it in the driveway 😅

Well, it took almost 5 years to review 1,500 chocolate milks-- and as the popular adage goes: "Rome wasn't built in a day." It's not the sexiest of options-- McDonald's reformulated 'reduced sugar' lowfat chocolate milk-- but it's one that I'll forever remember due to the confluence of circumstance, opportunity, and our base-ten system. Join me and 3 other expert chocolate milk reviewers in training to break down the merits and/or drawbacks of McDonald's chocolate milk!

Brace yourself for the Top 10 chocolate milks from the land of 10,000 lakes! In traditional countdown style, we discuss the merits and drawbacks of chocolate milk found all throughout the state and ultimately arrive at a winner. Flatulent skunks, flea-flickers, and lemon bismarks-- there's something for everyone here. No gophers were harmed in the making of this video.

Oberweis has earned its 'household name' status throughout much of the Midwest, and being the de-facto local chocolate milk in the Chicago area, it was only a matter of time before we put together a comprehensive review of their chocolate milk offering. Whether you're a fan of the traditional reduced fat version, the relatively new whole organic version, or the 'no sugar added' version-- there's something for everyone here. Drink up.

Scouring the state of Georgia for its very best chocolate milk is every bit as delicious an endeavor as it sounds. From Moultrie to Clermont, and all points in between, the Peach State brings the heat when it comes to chocolate milk-- a fact that is well deserving of more mainstream attention. So from the windy corridor that is Atlanta's Jackson Street Bridge, here's GA's Top 5 in classic countdown fashion!

Kwik Trip's proprietary brand 'Nature's Touch' chocolate milk seems to hold a lot of cachet in parts of the upper midwest-- so how does it compare to its peers? We also drop in on a couple other local dairies-- Crystal Ball Farms (Osceola, WI) and Weber's Farm Store (Marshfield, WI)-- and attempt to drink an entire half-gallon bag of chocolate milk at the very end. Wisconsin's official state motto should be changed to "No calories left behind."

A wild ride through the Hoosier State exposes its underground chocolate milk scene that few are aware of, and even fewer live to tell about. Here's your inside scoop on the various chocolate milk offerings that originate from Indiana, and how they rank in classic Top 5 countdown format. Don't let the Tom Petty intro lull you into a false sense of security; this is the big leagues.

Well, it was a matter of time. TruMoo is ubiquitous, and perhaps even synonymous with chocolate milk for much of the US-- but is it worth your time and hard-earned dollar? We go deep into the various kinds of TruMoo and their individual merits, featuring a hefty amount of pre-pandemic footage that has accumulated over the last couple years. This is the TruMoo episode you've been waiting for.