Bored Cow Chocolate Milk (2024)
Notes:
| So brown, that it's nearly an angry red color-- and so undersweet that it amplifies the interrobang-inducing, off-putting soy-adjacent (but not soy) flavor that, while unique, assertively legislates the case against novelty. Texture-wise, it's a mess of upfront anemia and back-end weight-lifting chalk.That said, this is at least 3 times more enjoyable than the first formulation I had a couple years ago-- but 3 times zero is still zero. |
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Taste Ratings:
| Color | Hue | Viscosity | Texture | Chalk | Cocoa | Cream | Sweet | Salt | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| light..dark | gray..brown | thin..thick | smooth..grain | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | poor..great |
| 7.0 | 10.0 | 6.5 | 8.0 | 9.0 | 0.5 | 2.0 | 0.5 | 1.0 | 0.0 |
Purchase Info:
| Location | Store | Unit(s) | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| St. Charles, IL USA | Fresh Thyme Farmers Market | 325mL box | USD 2.49 |
Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):
| Calories (kcal) |
Fat (g) |
Sat. Fat (g) |
Carbs (g) |
Sugar (g) |
Fiber (g) |
Protein (g) |
Salt (g) |
Calcium (mg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 46 | 1.5 | 0.3 | 8.3 | 0.0 | 0.0 | 3.4 | 0.03 | 157 |
Ingredients:
| Non-animal whey (water, non-animal whey protein), allulose syrup, maltodextrin, sunflower oil, calcium potassium phosphate citrate, cocoa [processed with alkali], stevia, Vitamin A palmitate, cyanocobalamin [Vitamin B12], ergocalciferol [Vitamin D2], riboflavin, tripotassium phosphate, dipotassium phosphate, sodium hexametaphosphate, mono- and diglycerides, salt, mixed tocopherols, gum arabic, gellan gum, natural flavor. |
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Product of USA
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