Pioneer Pastures Chocolate Milkshake
Notes:
| Beefy, starchy, chalky, and thankfully somewhat bland. The sweetener is fortunately less-aggressive than its sibling and while the chocolate flavor is entirely absent-- it's blander, and somehow more enjoyable for it. Texture-wise, this is a bad matchup for me-- the drying/chalkiness grinds your mouth to a screeching halt, you will feel like you could light a match off your tongue. Or really any surface that this stuff comes in contact with. I've had much worse tasting things in this genre, but the physical drinking experience of this is bottom-tier. Yuck. |
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Taste Ratings:
| Color | Hue | Viscosity | Texture | Chalk | Cocoa | Cream | Sweet | Salt | Overall |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| light..dark | gray..brown | thin..thick | smooth..grain | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | low..high | poor..great |
| 5.0 | 6.0 | 9.5 | 9.0 | 9.5 | 0.5 | 5.0 | 2.5 | 3.5 | 1.5 |
Purchase Info:
| Location | Store | Unit(s) | Price |
|---|---|---|---|
| Arden, NC USA | Target | 325mL box | USD 3.49 |
Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):
| Calories (kcal) |
Fat (g) |
Sat. Fat (g) |
Carbs (g) |
Sugar (g) |
Fiber (g) |
Protein (g) |
Salt (g) |
Calcium (mg) |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 49 | 0.8 | 0.6 | 1.2 | 0.6 | 0.0 | 9.2 | 0.07 | 215 |
Ingredients:
| Filtered lowfat milk, monk fruit juice concentrate, gum acacia, gellan gum, natural flavor, cocoa powder, salt, lactase enzyme, Vitmain A palmitate, Vitamin D3. |
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