Spylt Caffeinated Chocolate Milk

Spylt Caffeinated Chocolate Milk

Notes:

Thin, watery, and immediately sweet-- it has a similar hit to Yoo-hoo, but the cocoa flavor is drowned out by an inauthentic and oddly fleeting sweetness (whereas Yoo-hoo's cocoa flavor is drowned out by an authentic sweetness). The thin viscosity quickly abates and you're left with a surprisingly chalky finish given its initial litheness. I appreciate the niche it's going for-- high protein, low (no) sugar, and caffeine-- and I have had much worse things slither across my palate over the years. Try this for a quick fix of protein and/or caffeine, but don't expect a luxurious (or even average) chocolate milk experience from a flavor and drinking experience standpoint.

Taste Ratings:

Color Hue Viscosity Texture Chalk Cocoa Cream Sweet Salt Overall
light..dark gray..brown thin..thick smooth..grain low..high low..high low..high low..high low..high poor..great
4.5 6.0 2.0 6.0 8.5 3.0 3.5 7.5 3.5 2.0

Purchase Info:

Location Store Unit(s) Price
[online] Spylt.com 325mL can N/A

Nutrition Facts (per 100mL):

Calories
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Fat
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Sat. Fat
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Carbs
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Sugar
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Fiber
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Protein
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Salt
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Calcium (mg)
28 0.2 0.0 0.9 0.0 0.3 6.2 0.10 148

Ingredients:

Lactose free nonfat ultra filtered milk, cocoa, natural flavor, Vitamin A palmitate, Vitamin D3, caffeine, salt, dipotassium phosphate, carrageenan, acesulfame K, sucralose.

Product of USA

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