Warmly creamy with a buttery undertone, helping to sustain the subtle cocoa flavor well beyond the swallow. There’s also a hint of ‘wild’ delicately folded in that brings out a genuineness so often missing in our chocolate milk these days.

The cream grabs control of your palate and navigates you through a straightforward yet highly interesting path of cocoa retreat— with strong emphasis on ‘treat’.

Outstanding balance of (high) cream and (low) viscosity— making each sip as easy as it is rewarding. Cocoa flavor is prominently on display with a sweet, yet clean finish. 

Super thin, yet appropriately creamy with a noticeable but far from cartoonish cookies & cream flavor. It’s enjoyable, but not quite as devastatingly delicious as Perrydell Farm chocolate milk.

Delicate but confident malt flavor outshines the rest of the cast. Each sip ends with a bit of a drying conclusion, though easily remedied by taking another, and another..

Excellent mouthfeel, and a light maltiness in place of chocolate makes this memorable and rather easy to drink quickly (in small sips of course). One of the better low-fat chocolate milks I’ve had in recent times.

Akin to drinking salted, melted chocolate ice cream— if I didn't hate the words so much, I would use ‘hearty’ and ‘robust’ in the review— but I won’t despite their germaneness. Lovers of thick, creamy chocolate milk look no further.

A little more punch in flavor than the cartoned version (and seemingly a touch thicker)— but these would be negligible for someone who is not sipping them side-by-side.

Beautifully simple and enticing dichromatic carton that makes you eager to enjoy what’s inside. So what’s inside? Smooth, milky, modestly sweet and averagely chocolaty milk. You could do a lot worse.

Inoffensive, uninteresting, non-essential. Plays like standard low-fat chocolate milk and leaves you with a minor drying sensation after the sip— unless that was induced by lip-smacking in an attempt to locate a flavor that simply wasn’t there.

Less sweet (thankfully) and more chocolaty than its non-signature (?) counterpart. This carries a much more mature bravado and is confident without being ostentatious.

Strongly flavorful but fairly misguided in its approach. You’re hammered with a syrupy sweet, caramel flavor that lingers on the palate and doesn’t foster the 'whole chocolate milk' experience you expect.

Thickly creamy, and confidently chocolaty— a true dessert-like treat in liquid form. It’s rather filling, both from a spiritual and intestinal standpoint, and will be my stock answer going forward when asked, “What can you get for a dollar anymore?”

Comes on strong and overstays its welcome. A searing, caramel-like sweetness bum-rushes the mouth in a desperate attempt for pancreatic conquest.

The cream melts in your mouth like a warm pat of honey butter, leaving you with a chocolate flavor that is straightforward and more of an adornment to its other characteristics (primarily the cream and salt/sweet balance). You won’t want the experience to end.

Smooth texture, but a bit heavy on sweet, especially without a solid chocolate-backing. It’s far from disgusting, but could benefit from a more satisfying balance of sugar-to-cocoa for my tastes.

Decent balance of flavor that delves bravely into salty / caramel territory and is better for it. An above-average gallon with distinctive flavor and deceptively comely aesthetics.