Very prominent cocoa flavor that leans ‘earthy’— and very strongly powdery / chalky feel, that leans….’earthy.’ No issues with the taste— it’s also rather salty that curbs any potential aftertaste woes, but the texture feels too thick for its britches, and the residue-laden end state is reminiscent of the fortified protein drink genre.
Silky smooth and drinks quickly, thanks to a thin yet creamy texture and a pleasant, medium flavor that won’t stop you in your tracks for better or worse.
A creamy, malty deluge of delicious and unique flavor— this is not an experience to pass up. Each mouthful is a gift to your soul, a lift to your spirits, and a gain to your waistline!
Love the texture, hate the flavor— this is a hard one to rate. It’s got a grassy cream as its predominant feature, though the cocoa aspect is bowling-ball dull, and there’s no salt or sweetness to speak of. Blindfolded, I would have guessed a bland goat milk. I want to like this more than I actually do.
Excellent mint flavor with a cool, lasting exit— a delicious pairing with its solidly creamy base. This is one to drink slowly, relishing each sip, and let the flavor take control of your senses for as long as the pint lasts.
Gorgeously creamy build supported by ample sweetness, salt, and a slow-burning cocoa flavor that takes time to develop— but it’s time that you’ll spend enjoying the well-rounded indulgence contained therein.
I have to believe that this product has unfortunately ‘turned’ and is not in its normal state. I’ve had lots of spoiled milk over the years, and the fruity, almost rum-like state is a telltale sign that I could smell upon first open. The ‘sell by date’ is today, and since it’s been in my possession it has been kept ice cold— so yeah.. The store only had 1 unit left; assuming it was handled poorly. :( Will endeavor to review this next time I’m in PA.
Strongly salty over a slightly cooked milk taste and a caramel sweetness. There’s no shortage of flavor, but it’s not allocated in the right places and proportions.
Effortlessly indulgent— 3 simple ingredients combine to form an absolutely fantastic sip-able chocolate experience, where sweetness is there every step of the way though you hardly notice.
It drinks very smoothly and pleasurably but doesn’t move the needle in any given flavor direction, leaving you with a quick, inoffensive way to get some calories down your gullet.
Sweet, smooth, malty, and creamy— thought the malt could use a bit more salt support to help accentuate it. It’s physically easy to drink, but psychologically (?) I’m left yearning for a more prominent flavor profile.
Sweet, chocolaty, and not much else. There’s a stickiness to it that is a noticeable departure from ‘milky’ and while the flavor delivers a decent initial jab, it’s fairly 2-dimensional on a 4-dimensional scale (cocoa, sweetness, cream, salt).
Pleasant base and somewhat bland upfront, though the cocoa shows up and makes an impact in the latter part of the sip— and it makes a good enough impression that you want another.
Confidently carries that unmistakeable Jersey-cream flavor to lofty heights by pairing it with malty cocoa and finely-tuned sweet/salty balance. There’s a satisfying girth to its body, though the cream dispersion makes it not only accessible, but highly pleasurable.
Intensely layered flavor where ‘buttery’ strikes first, followed by lightly grassy cream, and finally, a warm cocoa denouement in Act III. There’s no intermission here, you will have to remind yourself to breathe. This is unique, delicious, and uniquely delicious.
Deliciousness levered by velvety cream and salty-malty spirit. The thin yet luxuriously creamy medium makes sipping an absolute breeze— delivering indulgent flavor with effortless finesse.
Explosive flavor that leaves little chocolaty footprints all over your face. Cream and salt team up to deliver maximum punch; the sweetness yields to its surroundings and fades gracefully into the background like a primordial bowhunter.
Very much like McCray’s Farm, sporting a balanced, chocolaty, satiating experience with minimal drawbacks.
Punchy cocoa with an almost caramel-like undertone, it’s immediately indulgent, deliciously balanced, and wholly satisfying.
Reminds me of high quality primer— it feels like a great base that could support much more flavor. It does well to rein in the sweetness, but without prominent cocoa, cream, or salt presence, it ultimately feels underdeveloped, though is still easily drinkable.
